打印

[短篇] 笑话三则

0

笑话三则

1、今天开会的时候,老板突然深吸一口气,好严肃的说:我是一个菠萝。大家都愣住了,开始思索自己是什么水果,接着,他说,希望你们能是我的千里马....

2、带着儿子去银行存钱。他拉着我的手说:“爸爸,千万不要去银行里存钱,存进去就没了!”我奇怪的问为什么?他:“我每年的压岁钱,妈妈都说给我存到银行里,最后都没了!”想了一下对儿子说:你说的有道理,我的工资也被你妈存进去,现在也没了!

3、小时候,每年收了压岁钱老妈都说:我帮你存着,等你长大了就还给你。现在长大了,我问她:“妈,我的压岁钱呢?你帮我存了多少了,我长大了。”没想到她老人家说:“乖,在妈的眼里,你永远都是小孩子!”我…

TOP

当前时区 GMT+8, 现在时间是 2024-9-13 04:11

Fatal error: Uncaught RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics.inc.php(287): dRedis::pipeExec() #2 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/global.func.php(490): dstatistics() #3 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_footer.tpl.php(41): output() #4 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_viewthread.tpl.php(559): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #5 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/viewthread.php(440): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #6 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/redirect.php(75): require_once('/home/wwwroot/s...') #7 {main} Next RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/d in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php on line 35