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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

01、美国一家媒体幽默地评价道:“姚明大概是我们除了烤鸭酱外,从中国进口的最重要的东西。”

02、在一次颁奖晚会上,央视名嘴孙正平对姚明进行采访时问:“你认为在nba打球和cba打球最大的区别是什么?”“在nba打球需要翻译。而cba就不需要。”

03、美国喜剧明星鲍勃.霍博第一次去好莱坞应征演员时,导演问他:“你擅长表演什么呢?”
    他说:“滑稽的动作和语言。”
    导演就要他当场表演。于是,鲍勃.博走到办公室门口,大声对在外等候的应征者说:“你们都回去吧,公司已经录用我了!”

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