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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、女:呜呜。。。我的钱包好可怜,一辈子都没有见到过多少钱。
男:你的镜子才可怜呢,一辈子都没有看到过像样的人。

2、相亲遇一特文静的美女,相聊甚欢,最贱问了句:你平时也这么温柔么?
女孩淡淡的说:老娘要平时要是这么温柔,还用得着相亲?

3、女:闺蜜说我胖得跟猪似的。
男:这么说都是给你面子。
女:尼玛!给我滚出去!
男:你把大门堵死死的,我怎么滚!

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