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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.老婆生气离家出走,我很快就找到了她。
她问我:“为啥我躲起来你这么容易就能找到我。”
我:“因为我善于发现美。”
她:“尼妹,能把跟踪说的这么有艺术也是没谁了!”

2.老婆:“这么多年,你都没干过家务,你是怎么做到的?”
老公:“靠脸!”
老婆:“TMD!你是在说自己帅嘛???!!!”
老公:“我。。。我说的是厚度!”

3.看奥运新闻,男友老妈十分痛心的对他说:“你看看人家80后和90后都得冠军了,你啥时候也给我得个奖回家?”
男友虎躯一震,怒吼:“我昨儿不是得了吗?还给你喝了!再来一瓶呢!”

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