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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、初中考历史

一个问题:神舟六号载人航天是哪两个宇航员?

我当时就记得一个聂海胜另外一个死活想不起来了

只记得最后一个字的模糊发音最后想起来了写的朱春荣。

写完之后觉得这名字熟悉又陌生应该差不多就他了

考完之后我问同学这题答案才知道朱春荣是二班数学老师.

2、来掏出你们压箱底的笑话,
我先来,
在天桥看到一个卖艺的流浪汉,手里拿着个二胡。我夸他:“拉的真不错! ”“谢谢夸奖! ”“可是你为什么要在街上大便呢?

3、小蚂蚁迷路找不到蚁窝,可捉急了,恰好看到它的朋友经过,于是冲过去大喊一声:“哥们儿!你...你都如何回蚁窝?” 那朋友一愣,然后反问道“带...带...带着笑或是很沉默?”

[ 本帖最后由 扶桑大佬 于 2021-3-10 02:04(GMT0) 编辑 ]

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