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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1再你眉间我看到了忧伤,在你眼神中我看到了自信,在你额头我看到了岁月,在你唇齿间我看到了韭菜,快去刷牙。
2只有那些懒惰者才会为每天早上起不来而抱怨、痛苦,真正有行动力的人会马上打电话请假。
3先生,请问您现在方便吗?”
“不方便。”
“那你就别占着厕所了好吗?”

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