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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1一个富二代在北京遇到了一个农民工,发现与自己长得十分酷似。就一脸轻视的问;“你妈是不是年轻的时候在xx工厂上过班啊”农民工害怕的说:“没有额,我妈身子不太好所以没离开过我,不过我爹的身体就不错,挺好。年轻时在XX工厂给一老总当过司机”

2我男朋友有一次坐公交,因为急刹车绕着那个杆转了一圈,半躺在一男的腿那边,笑死了,那男的尴尬的说要不你坐吧,然后就走到后车门。

3真是太冷了,路过一家店,看到门口上面写着:貂皮50元一件,羽绒服20元一件,夏装10元一件,童装5元一件......走进去挑了三件羽绒服、两件貂皮,甩给老板娘200元不用找了,就走了!老板娘跟疯了似的,骑个大破自行车手里拿个大砖头子嗷嗷的撵啊:你给我站住,我这是干洗店!

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