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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 昨天晚上下班去给顾客送洗发水。道路两旁的小摊飘来阵阵香味,使我那本就饥肠辘辘的肚子更是咕咕叫的肆无惮忌。送到的时候,顾客一家正在吃饭,顾客寒暄:麻烦你跑一趟,辛苦你了!
我竟鬼使神差的回了句:我不饿

2. 今天开车路上一老头在路中间走,我鸣笛,他居然骂我!于是我把车开出挺远挺好,下车和他保持三米距离,骂了他半个小时,

3. 一好哥们儿晕车,开始以为是闻不得汽油、柴油味,后来坐高铁、电动车也吐……只有一次出了例外:去农村聚赌,被派出所逮了,用警车往县城看守所送的时候,50多公里 地,一路警笛响着,他说紧张的忘了晕车!

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