艹你妹妹 发表于 2021-7-15 13:16   全显示 1楼
  • 艹你妹妹
  • LEVEL 3
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[短篇] 笑话三责

1.公司给几个在年会跳舞的女同事网购了新衣服,他们都美滋滋的很卖力。跳完舞,公司又把衣服收回去了。然后,又把衣服给退货了……
2.惹媳妇生气了,按以往惯例又是我道歉作为终结。不知何故,这次这招不好使了,我求助小姨子,她说:如果我姐现在原谅你,那双十一存在的意义就不大了。我去,好深的心机!
3.沙僧跟八戒在女儿国泡温泉,沙僧脱光衣服给八戒看身上的纹身,并骄傲地说:“我当年在流沙河吃一个和尚就纹一个骷髅头,总共纹了九个。”八戒淡定的说:“这有什么,我当年还在背上刺字呢!”一边说着一边脱下衣服露出了‘检疫合格’四个大字。
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