fsfsppp 发表于 2021-2-28 05:48   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

01、"熬夜伤身体而健身强身健体, 那我要是熬夜健身呢?"
"得到一具强健的尸体"

02、"我有一个好消息和一个坏消息你想先听哪一个?"
"两个一直说吧"
"你女朋友背叛了我"

03、可以触摸的痛苦是什么？就是我觉得肚子都饿扁了，一摸还是有一坨肉。
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