yokinoh 发表于 2021-3-3 10:00   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、当代青年的日常:嘴炮型减肥、作死型失眠、紧张型休闲、冲动型学习、花呗型贫穷、懒惰型自闭、塑料型社交、自愿型丧偶、日常操作型重度焦虑、没钱出门型晚期宅家、未老先衰型养生大师、返老还童型甜文读者、自己心里没有一点B数型真情追星、老爸给你买橘子老妈喊你穿秋裤型空巢老人。
2、儿童节这天是很多小人故意使坏报复的日子,给你发一句祝你儿童节快乐,看似是祝福,真意却是骂你长得矮,骂你那东西小,骂你智商低。甚至有些人还要在儿童节快乐后补一句,永远不要长大哦,用意何其歹毒!所以不拉黑这些人,难道还要留着和他们一起过父亲节?
3、一个胆小紧张的证人正在接受律师的询问。律师厉声问道:“你是否结过婚?”“是的,我结过一次。”证人声音很小,还有些颤抖。“那么你和谁结婚了?”“一个女人。”律师有些发怒,“废话,你当然是和一个女人结婚了。你听说过有谁会和一个男人结婚吗?”证人颤抖着说:“听说过,我姐姐就和一个男人结婚了。”
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