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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

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消失了八年的他,又出现在她面前。看着躲在她背后的孩子,他蹲下来亲切的问:“小朋友,告诉叔叔,你今年多大了?”小孩怯怯的说:“我今年七岁半了。”他一瞬间愣住了,激动的抱着孩子说道:“是我对不起你们娘俩。”她却脸红的说:“是我对不起你。”

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小时候不知看了哪部电视 主人公被雷劈了之后有特异功能 于是一到打雷闪电我和小伙伴们就拿着烧柴火的铁叉往山上跑 现在想想没被劈死 真是祖先积德

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饭馆服务员一枚,日常收台,把桌子擦得雪亮亮后满意的回到后厨门口等上菜,不久就听见一声咆哮传来:“靠!我不就上了个厕所吗!我的饭菜呢?!”
我:“…”
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有楼主的存在真是一种人生幸事!风格很专业 这个世纪就缺少你这种人才!COME ON BUDDY!

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