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现在的小孩子太聪明了

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现在的小孩子是早熟了,个个都跟鬼一样精灵古怪!

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最后一句有点好笑。看文章标题让我想起了我小时候的一件搞笑的事情。小时候比较喜欢吃零食,问我爸爸要钱到门口的小卖部买零食吃,然后爸爸不给。我就不开心了,趁中午爸爸午休的时间,我把爸爸的裤子抱走了。哈哈,爸爸的裤子我抱在胸前一直拖到地上。抱着裤子来到小卖部,跟老板说我今天没带钱,用我爸爸的裤子跟你换吧,我爸爸新买没多久的。都是一个村子里的那老板也认识我爸爸,就把我送回家了,现在我爸爸没事还老爱拿这件事情开我的玩笑。

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