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[短篇] [欢笑2018]笑话三则

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[欢笑2018]笑话三则

   1.昨天收到一条QQ请求加好友的信息:“我是你妈。”,
我当即回了句:“我是你爹!”,给拒绝了。
然后就接到我妈电话说:“加我,快!”
    2.喝的晕晕乎乎,去一个餐厅卫生间小便,看见墙上写着一句话,凑近了一看,写着:“不要看这儿,专心尿尿。”
等我看完这句话后,已经尿了自己一鞋了。
    3.我是救护医生,今天一个病人对我说他只有六个月好活了,我想说点鼓励的话!
安慰到:“六个月,很快就过去了,坚强点!”

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